That's supposed to veil the fact that I've totally gone blank on their name, and is designed to communicate great thoughtfulness on my part (nobody likes an author who misspells your name when signing a book to you).
What's embarrassing is when, in response to that question, they respond,
"It's BOB, Jeff. B-O-B."
Oops.
How do you spell "A-W-K-W-A-R-D"?
"Wait, what's MY name?!"
Happy readers! No wonder. Free books!
Seems I'm always near a Zombie or 2...or 3.
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